First One:
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."
Another one:
Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness?
- He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident.
Okay just one more:
Waiter: "How did you find your steak, sir,"?
Young Man: "Quite accidentally, I assure you.
I moved that piece of lettuce and there it was."
Ya'll have a great weekend! Janie
Janie Masterson, Realtor, GRI, CLHMS
2106 Trenton Rd, Clarksville TN
Direct 931 801-3348
Email: janie@janiemasterson.com
LOL. I think every husband can use the first on pretty effectively. LOL
Funny! I wonder how many husbands have used the first line? :)
Very funny lol! Thank you for the humor; I needed a good laugh today!